May 2013
7 posts
I am very tired of seeing naked folks reposted into my feed.
I’m not offended by nakedness, but I like to experience it on my own terms.
And seeing snippets of porn before 11 am is not my idea of “on my own terms.”
7 Dangerous Food Practices Banned in Europe But... →
Want some arsenic with your sandwich?
UGH.
“There’s nothing so special about a man’s penis that it changes the character and...”
– Bryan chewing someone up and spitting them out…because they taste gross. (via bunandcheeeese)
THIS.
I have posted so many lovely gems on this Tumblr; personal writing included. I wanted to consolidate with my other Tumblr, but I may just leave this one alone and focus more attention on my other page. It was supposed to be simply photography, but I may change that.
With a functioning, efficient computer now (oh hey MacBook), posting and doing these things will now be a lot easier. So, if you...
December 2012
4 posts
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Having two Tumblrs seems pointless. Think I may condense this one into my other one. (thatdamnboheme.tumblr.com.)
November 2012
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Haven’t been on Tumblr in SO long. (Months.)
(I feel like all my online accounts always come to this, when I say I’ve been gone for a while, and that I’ll be back.)
I’ve been gone for a while, but I’ll be back.
September 2012
35 posts
WriteWorld: All Things NaNoWriMo →
livewritedream:
With NaNoWriMo just around the corner, (just a little over a month!) we decided to create a post with all the information you need to learn about, live with, work through, and survive NaNoWriMo.
What is NaNoWriMo? National Novel Writing Month is a yearly event that…
I think I’m going to participate this year. Scratch that maybe: I will participate.
Unimportant
Had to unfollow that user. I don’t come on Tumblr to read a continual assault on white people, nor to read a litany on why they perpetually suck as people.
Save it.
Hindsight/Funny
Right before I moved to Miami a couple years ago, I had a conversation with my former boss, or, he made a comment in my direction, I should say. He wasn’t the type of person with whom you could have an extensive conversation without feeling some sense of disconnect or frustration.
Upon telling him that I would be leaving due to my moving to Miami, he said the only remotely humanizing thing...
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If y'all wanna be police, go to the academy...
Some of y’all… just do the most.
I enjoy Tumblr because I get to see the pages of many different people, some I know, and some I don’t know. But some of y’all…
I take no issue with people voicing opinions on things that they feel are incorrect. But I just don’t get how some of y’all straight come for people all day long.
In my browsing on Tumblr,...
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WriteWorld: myths & urban legends masterpost →
jammingwithedward:
i really love hearing about ghost stories, folklore and the like, and im sure there people out there who can relate, so i decided to throw together a masterpost. this collection is the result of a half hours’ worth of googling around. i apologize if there are any broken…
I love creepy things!
“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”
– Stephen King (via scribblingsfromadreamer)
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Halloween
friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk
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blackisyou:
inatoms:
There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll...
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Back-Up Plan When Out With Friends
Friend: Why the hell is your purse so heavy?!
Me: Because of the book I'm reading.
Friend: You brought your book with you?
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why?
Me: ....
Friend: ....
Me: Back-up plan.
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This is my third day eating pizza. I bought a large quantity specifically to have leftovers. (Having that “good job” doesn’t mean I no longer eat like a college student. In fact, I feel like I ate better when I was in college. Anyway.)
A coworker ordered pizza, so I grabbed a slice of his to go along with mine. I ate one, and looked at the rest, silently dripping garlic sauce...
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Complacency, 1:00 pm
This is what complacency must feel like; the entirety of its essence.
Sneaky slick tendrils sliding across my neck like snakes, soundlessly suffocating my brain stem and extinguishing all desire to do anything.
The thoughts still formulate, but actions never find fruition. I think of many things I could, should and want to do. Go jogging. Work out. Take out the trash. Start the next great...
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Is this what y'all are teaching the babies?
Was just talking with someone on the phone about a writing contest for kids, and they basically presented their idea as follows:
maybe, parents will see the information about the contest, and maybe their kids would have gotten in trouble at home, and the parents will say hey, instead of going out to play, you’re going to write this essay.
Seriously? You expect me to take anything you say...
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Today I'm Literally Going to Sweat the Lazy Out of...
youngblackandvegan:
I’ve been so complacent about a lot of goals I need to achieve during my hiatus. I’ll reach the half way point and begin to pat myself on the back, only to realize, weeks later, that there really isn’t much to celebrate.
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So I’m going to the gym. And when I’m done, I’m literally going to sit in the sauna, and sweat. Just sit, think, and sweat, until I know what the fuck...
“To be happy doesn’t mean you don’t desire more, it means you’re thankful for...”
– Everyday Life Lessons. (via stillnatural)
heartofthelion:
they say girl’s want to marry a man like their dad
fuck that shit, lemme find a boy like my mom
She had a pink Dunkin Doughnut waiting for me when I woke up, puts up with me when I roll around in her bed and make noises for no reason, and is about to take me shopping. My mom is a champion brah
Thass my momma, yo. The doughnuts/bagels/breakfast for you when you get up is a...
August 2012
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I sat down to write a cover letter like two hours ago.
Tumblr scrolling, music downloading, and channel ORANGE later, here I sit, with the same headache and no cover letter.
*cries*
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Listening to “channel ORANGE” by Frank...
